Jokes

1. Whoever said "only the good die young" was probably in Chuck Norris's kindergarten class.

2. Chuck Norris doesn't own a can opener, he just chews through the can.

3. Remember The Ultimate Warrior? He quit wrestling because Chuck Norris wanted his nickname back.

4. There are now five cup sizes at Starbucks: Short, Tall, Grande, Venti, and Chuck Norris.
 

Green tip of the week

1. Lower your thermostat. Buy a programmable thermostat.

Quotes to live by

More quotes


1.A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. Mark Twain

2.A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. William Shakespeare

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